Shhh…don’t worry about a thing baby…..this is just how we welcome new men to the firm. The Lasix we put in your coffee only takes 30 minutes to work. Since we’ve had you strapped down for at least 20 minutes, you probably feel a bit full already – right?
I think you’ll be quite surprised at how forcefully the drug takes effect. Don’t try to fight it, the muscle spasms are intense – and won’t stop until you’ve completely peed your pants – just like a little boy!
Then we take a few pictures for later – and you’ll be treating us like royalty the rest of your time here – right Grant?